I need to take a crap.
December 2011
#11 always gets me and I guess #13(there is nothing wrong with crying everyday to Extreme Makeover: Home Edition). Other than that, I’m in it! Any takers to be lesbros with Dulce and Drea?
BB guns are real guns. To be shot in the leg at the tender age of ten, hurts like hell, Drea.
~as told by a survivor.
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November 2011
One day, I want to buy a bunch of oysters and hand them out to people. As those people stare at me awkwardly, I will say, “The world is yours.”
WRITING PERSONAL STATEMENTS IS HARD
WHY CAN’T THE ADMISSIONS PEOPLE JUST ACCEPT THAT I’M AWESOME
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
I don't think me & Angel look THAT alike, aha. But yeah, I see it. o:
Yeah! You, Hector, and Angel look so much alike. I like how Adan has all these cowboy shirts because they’re too little for Angel. Hahaha
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be Janice and Damien from Mean Girls
THIS.
CHANGES.
EVERYTHING.
“Machete don’t text.”
—Machete
